dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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