I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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