his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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