Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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