everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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