i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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