So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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