can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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