saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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