..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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