I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
