Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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