dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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