Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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