none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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