Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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