My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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