Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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