we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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