He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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