I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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