well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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