I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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