He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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