whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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