I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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