Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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