Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
