we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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