He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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