I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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