S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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