at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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