I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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