We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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