He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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