I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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