Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
