Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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