Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Green mimosas i think yes
It's never too late to be topless.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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