I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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