i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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