yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
never play flip cup with pint glasses
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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