i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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