I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
