Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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