I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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