i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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