The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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