what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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