if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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