It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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